polygon farm simulator, starring one overleveraged llama
$PLX
one llama, many pools, zero emotional support. we rotated from cornfields to yield farms, progress i guess. if the llama is smiling, check the funding rate.
How PolyLlama X farms
Pools are polygons. Liquidity becomes shapes. When a shape grows, the llama hums and the field brightens. When it shrinks, the llama stares at you in perfect silence.
Why a single llama
Commitment. One llama routes many pools with minimal drama. If it smiles, funding is probably paying you. If it yawns, go touch grass.
Router
Simple intents. The router snaps them to the nearest polygon yield.
Shape market
Triangles scalp, hexagons hold. Squares do paperwork.
Risk grain
Every field has grain size. Your size should fit the grain.
poly chain, mono brain • we forge shapes, not promises • if the llama is smiling, check the funding rate •